One Dad’s Christmas shopping fosters pessimism

by Mr. Sheehy

Heard on a December Saturday in Borders, by the stairs in the children’s section. Dad returns to find his toddler on the stairs:

“I’m getting tired of these shenanigans.”

“Did you find it?”

“Yeah, but it’s 30 bucks.”

“Guess what. Casey can walk stairs.”

“Great. Next he’ll be driving the car.”



Original image: ‘They’re Here‘ by: Jeff Berman